Mean Guy Marketing™ SEO & Small Business Promotion Packages

Promote your business with a proven strategy that doesn’t suck.

Can you handle the truth? Or are you too proud to ask for help?
We’re not here to coddle you — we’re here to help achieve your business goals.

OK… We’re not actually mean. But we are done with fluff, jargon, and half-baked strategies. You want more leads, better rankings, and actual sales – not some vague “brand awareness” talk.

Your business is unique and so are your goals. Whether it’s increased product sales, feet in the door, signups, We’ve been doing this for 15+ years, and here’s what works:

🔥 “The Wake-Up Call” – One-Time Strategy Pack

Perfect for businesses that know they need help but aren’t ready to commit.

Includes:

• Website + SEO Audit, blunt feedback included at no extra charge

• Local ranking snapshot + competitive overview

• 30-day content + SEO roadmap

• Quick wins you can implement yourself or hand to your team

Price: $499 flat
👉 No strings. Just real answers.

🚀 “The Growth Plan” – Monthly Execution + Support

Ideal for business owners who want rankings, traffic, and leads without babysitting a freelancer.

Includes:

• Ongoing SEO & keyword strategy

• 2 blog posts or landing pages/month (written to rank + convert)

• Google Business Profile updates & local SEO

• On-call marketing support (email, web, or ad tweaks)

Price: $900/month
👉 Cancel any time. We’re confident you’ll stick around.

🧠 “The Full Takeover” – Strategy + Execution + Sales Enablement

You run your business. We handle the marketing.

Includes:

• Everything in the Growth Plan

• Email campaign setup (drip campaigns or newsletter)

• Sales collateral (leave-behinds, PDFs, decks)

• Promo strategy (product launches, events, PR pushes)

• Monthly reporting + a “no BS” call to keep things sharp

Price: $1,750/month
👉 For businesses ready to go from “meh” to market leader.

Why Mean Guy Marketing Works:

✅ We ask better questions
✅ We don’t waste time
✅ We give you real strategy — not fluff
✅ We actually do the work

Want to know what plan’s right for you?
Answer a few questions — we’ll tell you the truth.